Does size matter?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Minute men



Sexual intercourse isn't a perfect science. Rarely do people climax simultaneously. One person usually crosses the finish line first. From a guys perspective, this situation can be handled well if you are strong in your femininity. In the event that the guy gets off first, and you'd like to avoid an argument, avoid peppering your guy with quips such as, "That was quick!" or "Already?!" and the most loathsome, "Wham bam thank you ma'am!" That last one tends to set us off to no end.

Here's the deal, guys have a tendency to reach climax faster during missionary and doggy style sex. By contrast, during girl on top sex, we can hold out a bit longer because we aren't exerting as much energy and effort. General rule of thumb; if you want a quickie make him get on top, otherwise try offering Viagra, Cialis or horny goat weed.

If there is any consolation to your dissatisfaction, try looking at it from this perspective; your vajayjay is a freakin piece of art! It should probably be molded, and put on display in the Louvre. Take your guys quick nut as a compliment to your unbelievable hotness.

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